Score: 1

"Awful"

submission: Star Fox Part 3

date: May 31, 2008

It's animations like these that make me lose respect for sprite flashes. That was one lame joke after another. Terrible. You're on Newgrounds and you can't even make a decent cock joke. You're doing all the silly things that most sprite artists do: Black boxes for widening mouths, taking spelling/grammar for granted (Or using excessive punctuation in an effort to make it funny), and overall laziness. I'd like to say that if you took the time to clean it up, this would be good, but you'd also have to make better jokes, and frankly, I don't see that happening.
I'm going to agree with Digimaks. Grow up. This may have been funny to me back in 7th or 8th grade, but now it just makes me roll my eyes and lose hope for sprite flashes. Sex and homosexuality itself isn't funny. It can be made funny, oh God yes, but just throwing it out there for the sake of doing it doesn't cut it with the older crowd, sorry to say. Better luck next time.

Score: 2

"It's not there"

submission: Serious Halo

date: November 21, 2007

I thought people were joking when they said that any video game parody could make the front page (See video "How 2 be successful on Newgrounds).
But wow. It wasn't ALL terrible. I laughed at the screwdriver part. Other than that, it seemed pretty lazy and dry to me. It just doesn't seem to be front page material. Too short, lazy, and mostly unfunny. Work a little longer on stuff- you have the potential.

Score: 10

"Lawl, again"

submission: sex and the bedroom

date: November 21, 2007

The only thing funnier than Jerry Jackson flash cartoons is the ignorance in most of the low-rating comments.
Good job, Jerry.
iluvu<4

Score: 9

"Wow"

submission: Actstravaganza Vol.1

date: November 6, 2007

People know of Legend of Dragoon and Way of the Samurai? Playstation song <3

Anyway, loved the acting and animation. Keep doing what you're doing.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Mambolawyer

date: October 18, 2007

Ridiculous. I've watched this at least once a day since it was posted on Newgrounds. This is the ultimate happy-flash. Fantastically animated and very, very smooth. It was synced with the music perfectly (And I don't know why people complain about the music. What the hell else would you use instead of this song?) and it was all around amusing and a great pick-me-up. This flash is another one that proves that you don't need a solid, serious plot to have a wonderful animation.
Wonderful work. Keep doing what you're doing. Favorited, 5/5, 10/10.
Once again, amazing.

Score: 3

"Meh."

submission: All NG Fads Die!!! 4.2!!!

date: January 16, 2007

I've seen a few of these episodes, and I'm disappointed every time. They're just not funny. I'm not offended or angry or anything. I just don't think this series is funny or well-done.
And Slipknot sucks, too. =/

Score: 9

"Great!"

submission: World Domination Battle

date: December 3, 2006

Even though it isn't the best fighting game out there, this submission definitely deserves some recognition as a fighter.
Sure, the attacks and movement were limited, but I know that the point wasn't to make the next best fighting game. And it was incredibly smooth, too.
I found the game hilarious. More games need to ridicule the world in as many aspects as this game did (Looks, acting, attacks, etc.).
Wonderful. Keep 'em coming.

Score: 5

"Not a good flash video"

submission: Dutch Barbie Girl

date: September 4, 2006

Videos typically have people moving. Though the people are drawn nicely and the lip-sync is generally on, that will only go so far. People don't stand there with their arms at their sides when they talk, let alone when they practically yell. Even though your focus should be lip-sync, it's incredibly boring when that's the basis.

Score: 2

"Meh."

submission: Super Sprite Bros Melee 2

date: August 23, 2006

I think that the only amusing part of this flash is all of the reviewers going "OMGZ CLOUD SHULD WIN" or "WTF BUU MAN" and perhaps "wtf halo r mi lif masta cheef cannot the loose!!23"

Those crack me up. The flash itself did nothing for me. I thought it was predictable. The battles were unamusing for the most part. The sound effects got annoying.
Overall, it wasn't really that good.

Score: 9

"An excellent movie"

submission: Ann Coulter: Brainless

date: June 19, 2006

I rather liked it.
Unfortunately, most reviews I have seen are half-witted cussings made by Republicans or Liberals bashing Ann Coulter.
I feel sorry that you should have to read those.
I thought it was funny (Punch Ann Coulter? Hilarious!)
And I thought it brought up a lot of good points.
I don't think this is one sided at all.
Keep Taco-Man going; you're very good at this.
(Also, props for the Sound Quality. It was flawless)
Love, Jesus.